singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
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