how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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