normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Randomize
