Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You're so nebulous sometimes
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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