but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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