Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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