I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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