just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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