i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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