There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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