Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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