I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
this hospital has no fireball
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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