it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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