I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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