I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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