Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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