Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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