So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I AM VODKA MAN
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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