I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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