I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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