PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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