About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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