let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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