I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm both gender and math confused
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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