You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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