So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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