this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Just pee around me
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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