The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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