party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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