Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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