My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
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if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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