Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
