I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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