I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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