you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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