but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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