Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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