i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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