Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
me + whiskey = a bad person
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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