all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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