The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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