The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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