im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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