winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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