i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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