I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Randomize