apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
When are your genitals available?
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