Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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