i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
A bitchslap is in order.
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