there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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