plz talk dirty to me
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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