My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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