Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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