Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Why did my mother make you get naked?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
